lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

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hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

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ostracizedpoodle:

life has never given me lemons

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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mothersgay:

hotanimegirl:

gif:

why was the math book sad?

had too many problems

fuck you

no need to be a calcuhater 

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porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

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